You suck

I'm Lauren. I'm gay. Life sucks, and so do you.

My mom put self tanner on me and now My feet are orange

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

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kendra-weasley-winchester:

How I wake up every morning

(Source: backtothefuturemovies, via simplykylierose)

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

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unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

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the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

(via davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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biscuitgod:

Keeping up with the cardigans…damn…how do clothes run so fast..

(Source: heterodeath, via selfiecentered)

shy-robots:

Message to the media:
WE DON’T WANT TO SEE DAFT PUNK UNMASKED

PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE

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